Maybe they should call it Leviacom...
We produce age-appropriate programming," said an unnamed Viacom spokesman. "Parents must protect their children from violent sports. That's why we broadcast the Super Bowl early Sunday evening, when most children will be at church services or working on homework and getting to bed early. What kind of parents allow their kids to stay up after 8 p.m. on a school night to view violent sports?"
courtesy of Scrappleface, with apologies to the Chuckster...official developer of Leviacom (as far as I know)