Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass....
well, that explains why my hip has been bothering me. The rest doesn’t feel so well, either. Perhaps Windex would should become part of my beauty routine.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges. OK, kids, find yourselves in this one.

Thanks to Michelle for the reassurance.