Cacaine sounds dangerous. Theobromine sounds like an endorsement by God.
So let’s just call it chocolate. Mmmmm.
(Thanks to my Chuck for the research. I left the word on the school board....and he greeted me when I got home from work with a nice print out courtesty of Hershey etc. The Hershey website even has a chart breaking down the amount of theobromine in various products.)
And, no, kids. When mom says she likes her job for the access to free theology that is not code for access to raiding the rectory kitchen for chocolates.