I would have suspended them for standing on a lunch room table.
Stephanie's English teacher had asked his students to perform a "nonconformist act" as part of a course on transcendentalist authors such as Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau. Most students opted for little indiscretions - calling teachers by their first names, for example..
Let’s not do anything wild like being wary of occassions that call for new clothes...