It’s like an amusement park except there are never any lines....
I thought that was a funny tag line on an ad inserted in the explanation of the Dante’s Inferno test. Between levels 7 and 8.

Martha almost bought a copy of Dante’s Inferno during our morning trip to the Presbyterian Rummage. Just like her mother, she ran out of money before she ran out of potential books.

I asked her if it was an autographed copy. She wasn’t sure whether to laugh or gently explain that Dante is long gone. Poor silly mother. (I thought it was a cute question, considering the fact that she bought an Oklahoma soundtrack album that happened to have been autographed by Gordon MacCrae.)