I knew.......
this wasn’t a Catholic church. Why? Because I had to read to the fourth paragraph to find out where it happened. If it had been in a Catholic church the word Catholic would have appeared in the headline. With every implication of conspiracy.
Arsenic was deliberately placed in the coffee served at a Maine church that killed one man and sickened at least 15 others, officials said on Thursday as they began a homicide investigation.
OK, seeing the town named as New Sweden in paragraph two was a tip-off that we might be dealing with a homicidal Lutheran.