This-or-That Tuesday!

Who is:

1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?huh? I guess Jennifer is less ‘plastic’.
2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?Can we make this neither/nor Tuesday?
3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John? Elton
4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn? Dave
5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?Cartoon cats are meant to be dumb. I guess I’ll vote for Tom, since he’s a classic. What about Itchy? (Or is it Scratchy?)
6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather? Tom. Just ‘cause he’s not a moron like Dan.
7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin? Emeril.
8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? Jerry is the more burlesque, but I think Maury takes the prize with his endless ‘who’s the daddy?’ shows. Maybe it’s just the same show over and over. They are all alike. Trashy and tragic.
9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King? McDonald’s. Not that this stopped me from driving thru there on my way home from work last night.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why? Not a fair question. Two different men at two different times. If I have to pick one, I’ll go with Lincoln.