A scathingly brilliant idea....
How about a caffeine patch? Just avoid the stomach rotting effects of coffee and other beverages. Skip the jolt of caffeine tablets or Excedrin.

Well, it was a thought. I’m feeling a little tired this morning, despite going to bed at 10:00 and not even making it to the end of Futurama. Some blogs have taken the “What Drug am I?” quiz, which is quite amusing but not appropriate for my blog since my children are known to read it. Especially Embot, who would just blurt the whole thing out, most likely at a family dinner. All I will say is that the quiz is quite accurate - and I am a stimulant. Which I haven’t actually abused since college days, when I considered it ‘performance enhancing.’ (And it wasn’t cocaine - I like to smell things. But not put them up my nose!)

Now I am old and tired and reduced to using caffeine for performance enhancement.