No, this is one veterinary job benefit we don’t want!

Befriend a veteterinarian to kill yourself.

Veterinarians in Australia and Zealand are outraged at suggestions by a leading euthanasia proponent that people wanting to kill themselves should befriend a vet because they have access to lethal drugs.
Link via Jeff Miller.

And here we’ve just been joking about getting a free flea-dip for Eddie...
Not to mention the samples of nutritional supplements, fiber biscuits, discount Heartgard and Frontline.