No Neuticles* for Scrappy
*Testicular prosthetic implants for neutered pets (US Patent #58-68140)

Neuticles: allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering.
With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!
Scrappy came through the surgery just fine.

Cheap Bridget didn't spring for the Neuticles. Actually, Fran says they have never used testicular prosthetics at her clinic. They would have to be special ordered. That, of course, led to endless ribald speculation about ordering a size larger for a certain enhancement. (I know they make these for people. My sister had a professor in law school who lost a testicle to cancer and had it replaced with a prosthetic. That is a good idea. Why his students, and I, had to know this fact is....puzzling.)

Poor Scrappy. He'll have to get by on the self-esteem he is left with. And I'm sure that when he returns to our chilly home (the furnace man can't come until Monday) he'll quickly forget the trauma associated with his dainty operation.