Embot ...this is for you!
Remember when Mr T. lived just down the street from Church?
This is a fun idea, courtesy of Fr. Bryce Sibley. Of course, everything is fun here now, what with those clean Swiffer fumes emanating from my kitchen. What will I do with the time I’m saving by not slavishly mopping the kitchen floor. Oh, that’s right, I never was slavishly mopping the floor. Em, save your strength, don’t bother to ‘out’ my dreadful housekeeping habits in the comment box. Just go to the t’inator, instead!