I may have previously written about the friend who returned a whole chicken to the Jewel because, upon her return home, she noticed that it weighed 6.66 pounds. Which was more amazing - her actions or the fact that the Jewel accepted the chicken? I don’t know. Last night was my moment of truth. I needed some boneless, skinless chicken breasts. About one and a half meals’ worth. The perfect package cost $6.66. I took it.

If you don’t hear from me after dinner tonight, you’ll know I made a mistake.
Between the chicken and my actually working with Microsoft products at work (and we all know who Bill Gates really is, right?) I may be skating on thin ice.

Another morning at work. Will be at home this afternoon to micromanage the schoolwork and catch up on laundry. I don’t know how mothers who work all the time manage.

(Note to boys: Please don’t call me at work to tell me your readers are ‘gay.’ There is a reason for you to read them. Content, sentence structure, vocabulary...... Please come up with a better word of derision than ‘gay.’ And if I anwer the phone to hear that your readers ‘suck,’ I’ll put you through to a higher power to straighten you out.......)

PS - Did you know that on a Gateway, you can type-over and delete forward? You probably did. This is rather marvelous......but not enough to make me foresake the iMac. I just hope I don’t make any serious mistakes - primem non nocere, right?