So bad - so many ways
The local Fox morning news show just had spot for a feature on romantic Valentine ideas.....

• couple in bed - didn't look married to me (I had a friend who used to model for Better Homes and Gardens - they would diligently put a fake wedding ring on her finger in any picture that implied family, marriage, motherhood etc.)
  
• black satin sheets. Ick. Slippery. And they look like they had been stolen by someone on a Graceland tour.
  
• rose petals strewn on bed. The Princess is in the flower business. She has brought home bulk petals. They stay 'nice' for a very limited time. I can't imagine anything more gross than being in a slippery bed with crumpled decaying plant matter.