I appear to be back...
More on Kook Magnets.
If the voice at the door says "I wanna come in." - it's Eddie
If the voice at the door says "Mother," oh so sweetly and stretched out to five syllables - it's Fran looking for a loan (from me, not the Church)
If the voice at the door says "Candygram" - it's Rick and I must admit him so he can continue his 'land shark' impersonation in the hallway.