Karl Schudt said it.
And better than I could. Besides, it sounds better coming from a man. Men are pigs. Read his charming anecdote and his case for women being good so men will become better.

For anyone who might not believe that men have a porcine inclination (and I’m not talking body types here), a quick glance at The Man Show on Comedy Central would be instructive. (If you can stand more than 90 seconds I’d be amazed.) The gist of The Man Show appears to be that pigs have a vested interest in cultivating pig culture.