Yes, Virginia, There is a Breakfast Club
This just in from the hometown of John Hughes........LFHS has a Breakfast Club!
And Martha is invited!!!
She went missing twice from Enriched Study hall..........I know where she was....and so does the Dean, but because she didn't have the proper paper work she now must do a penitential Saturday morning at school. I'll drop her off on my way to Mass/work. Dad can figure out when to pick her up.

I mean, Enriched Study hall? The place where you can do your homework with help and they show dubious movies that your mother won't let you watch at home every Friday morning......Why, Martha?
Keep it up and you'll be back at St. Benedict's School. (Which is now male only, but we'll gladly make it coed again if this c**p keeps up.)