Salve, Magister!
Have been called in to work today. So the education of the boys is in the hands of their father. (An article in the Sun-Times a few weeks ago said homeschooling fathers is the next big thing. It’s not just for mousy Christian ladies in jumpers and Birkenstocks anymore.*) I have everything organized - all Dad has to do is follow the simple schedule that I’ve planned. If you’re lookin’ for me Em, call the Church. I won’t be back until after 9:00. (Sorry about last night, I fell asleep during the Simpsons.)

*Didn’t mean to offend anyone with that comment on the stereotypical homeschooling mom. I’m a bit mousy myself. Rarely wear jumpers - they make me look pregnant when I’m not.