And......
I thought the most horrifying part of a hotel stay was keeping the little ones away from the windows. Or the time the kids knocked the phone of the hook in their room and security came pounding on the door at 3:00am to find out what the trouble was.

But this.....
Condoms will soon join Bibles as a regular feature in thousands of New York hotels, motels and inns, if two Brooklyn Democratic state senators get their way.

Abraham Puchall, manager Herald Square Hotel on 31st Street, said, "In today's day and age people bring their own. And if they don't, you're assuming they want one and people are going to be insulted."

I’d be taken away in a strait-jacket.