more day.
Am running out of steam.
Saw a magazine at the Jewel the other night. 500 Fabulous Christmas Ideas.
Could write my own magazine....500 Bad Ideas.
#320 - Finish Christmas shopping at Target at 9:30 at night. Check out when they throw you out at 11:00.
#294 - Plan your wedding for the winter solstice.
#174 - Make a fabulous Bruce Springsteen Born to Run collage for your sister. Pull together all components (in July) except for thirty year old newspaper clippings and leave on closet shelf until you have thirty-six sleep deprived hours to assemble.
#99 - Debate when to buy the tree. Thursday or Tuesday.
#408 - Live on caffeine, Sudafed and left over pieces of cake from the Baby Jesus Birthday Party at Church. Try to use vitamins, soy drinks and lots of Lubriderm around the eye-lids to undo the damage.
#1 - Neglect spiritual life. Put spiritual reading on the same shelf with the bills that you’ll pay the first week in January. Try to cram all of your prayer time into multi-tasking activities only. (i.e. praying while driving, doing laundry, etc.) Don’t waste time that could be spent on superfluous details of ‘holiday’ celebrations.





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